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Doby Dogg's House of the death
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Hello and welcome i am Doby Dogg the owner of this fine estbablishment and your host for the evening
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How many in your party? here is where you'll be seated. Don't worry the chair is not on, but if you'd perfer that it was, arrangements can be made.
your executioner will be with you in a moment to tell you about tonights specials.
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Hello I am Ranma and i will be your executior this evening allow me to tell you about our specials:
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Ranma-The HenryVIII is very good tonight. It inculdes a nice last meal and cigarette, and ater that off with your head. It's stright and to the point.Most of our customers perfer this method.
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The second special of the night is The Venus Human Trap:
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Ranma-This method is more popular with lager groups and it includes: The last meal and cigarette for all parties partaking in the execution. This is the goriest and most painful way to die we offer because our plant does't kill you before it digest you you are alive untill the acids eat away all of your internal organs. For tonight and tonight only we are thowing in a video tape for your family on us.
Doby Dogg- We hope that you're stay wih us will be a plesant one and do tell your friends about us, if your a pussy and fail to accomplish what you came to do here at The House of Death
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